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Pumpkins File Lawsuit After Trader Joe’s Releases 2022 Pumpkin Products
After years of subjugation, the pumpkins are finally firing back.
by MetaMiss

I Pointed to My Next Vacation Destination on the Map with My Eyes Closed…Here’s How it Went
The only thing that would heal me was to go somewhere completely unexpected. I needed to leave it all up to fate.
by MetaMiss

Woman Trades Voice to Sea Witch for a Beach Body, Becomes a Mermaid Instead
“At least I’m like a hot Ariel mermaid, and not one of those ugly grey fishy things from Harry Potter.”
by MetaMiss

Woman Banned from Intellectual Café for Reading Fifty Shades of Grey
Café Bibliothèque, the trendy coffee shop located in a former slaughterhouse, is know for its community of artists, philosophers, and intellectuals. One stipulation for patrons? If you’re going to sip your java inside, you must have a real physical book with you. That’s right, tree-killers only. But it can’t be just any book. It has…
by MetaMiss
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