After years of subjugation, the pumpkins are finally firing back.
Spring is in bloom, which means now is the perfect time to start turning that quarantine bod into a summer bod. With plenty of people getting COVID-19 vaccinations and society starting to open back up, it sounds like this summer is gonna be pandemonium (or shall I say, pandemic-monium? HAH! they don’t pay me enough
So there I was, a puddle of pumpkin spice, my physical body crumpled on the pavement outside of Starbucks while my glowing, (aptly) burnt-orange spirit levitated upwards, wondering what the hell I was supposed to do next.