After years of subjugation, the pumpkins are finally firing back.
Tag: humor
Gone are the days of laboring for a man who hardly says a thank you after you’ve handed him a re-attempted grilled cheese, this time with “pepper jack, not gouda”. It’s 2021 ladies, and it’s about time we upped our standards. If your man isn’t treating you like the true goddess you are, it’s time
Don’t get caught up in an awkward, dead end conversation about which vaccine you got or how much you’re dreading returning back to the office again!
For many of us, finally quitting that soul-sucking 9-5 office job to make money pursuing our passions is merely a dream. Between the daily traffic, having to put up with annoying coworkers, and sitting in a drab gray cubicle all day long, destroying our spines, at some point we grow tired of it and fantasize
Spring is in bloom, which means now is the perfect time to start turning that quarantine bod into a summer bod. With plenty of people getting COVID-19 vaccinations and society starting to open back up, it sounds like this summer is gonna be pandemonium (or shall I say, pandemic-monium? HAH! they don’t pay me enough
A new article by very experienced, very smart scientists was published last week. What’s the scoop? Well, it turns out that you might want to make screaming into a pillow every morning part of your daily routine. In a recent study that lasted for a whole month, 50 people were instructed to scream into a
“Imagine how I can spend all of that time I would’ve spent washing and styling my hair? I have never been happier.”
“At one point he somehow dropped a dumbbell on his foot and scrambled to mute his microphone in time so that I couldn’t hear him scream.”
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