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I Tried a Pumpkin Spice Latte for the First Time… and I Died

Me, just moments before I died.

So there I was, a puddle of pumpkin spice, my physical body crumpled on the pavement outside of Starbucks while my glowing, (aptly) burnt-orange spirit levitated upwards, wondering what the hell I was supposed to do next.

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