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Pumpkins File Lawsuit After Trader Joe’s Releases 2022 Pumpkin Products

After years of subjugation, the pumpkins are finally firing back.

Celebrity Forgets to Post on International Women’s Day, Global Gender Gap Increases

As we all know, Monday March 8th marked an important global holiday: International Women’s Day. For well over a century, International Women’s Day has called attention to issues of gender inequality and praised women for their achievements. Though some might question the current need for this annual holiday, one need only to view the World

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20-Something Year Old White Girl Starts Blog, Claims It Will Be “Different Than the Others”

On Monday, a 20-something year old caucasian female launched her very first blog after several minutes of careful planning and scrutiny. She claims it will be “different than the others”, hoping to offer her own “unique perspective” and occupy a “niche that has never been occupied before”.