Author: MetaMiss

I Tried a Pumpkin Spice Latte for the First Time… and I Died

Me, just moments before I died.

So there I was, a puddle of pumpkin spice, my physical body crumpled on the pavement outside of Starbucks while my glowing, (aptly) burnt-orange spirit levitated upwards, wondering what the hell I was supposed to do next.

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20-Something Year Old White Girl Starts Blog, Claims It Will Be “Different Than the Others”

On Monday, a 20-something year old caucasian female launched her very first blog after several minutes of careful planning and scrutiny. She claims it will be “different than the others”, hoping to offer her own “unique perspective” and occupy a “niche that has never been occupied before”.